Woodswoman
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Bill, an avid CTX700 rider, finally agreed to marry his long-time girlfriend, even though she wasn't a biker.
One evening, after the honeymoon, Bill was working on his bike. His bride was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally spoke.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married, maybe you could sell your CTX700."
Bill was startled, and looked at her with a horrified expression on his face.
His wife asked quickly, "Oh, darling, what's wrong?"
He said, "For a minute there, you sounded just like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she yelled, "I didn't know you'd been married before!"
"I haven't," Bill said.
One evening, after the honeymoon, Bill was working on his bike. His bride was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally spoke.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married, maybe you could sell your CTX700."
Bill was startled, and looked at her with a horrified expression on his face.
His wife asked quickly, "Oh, darling, what's wrong?"
He said, "For a minute there, you sounded just like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she yelled, "I didn't know you'd been married before!"
"I haven't," Bill said.