The newlyweds

Woodswoman

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Bill, an avid CTX700 rider, finally agreed to marry his long-time girlfriend, even though she wasn't a biker.

One evening, after the honeymoon, Bill was working on his bike. His bride was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally spoke.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married, maybe you could sell your CTX700."

Bill was startled, and looked at her with a horrified expression on his face.

His wife asked quickly, "Oh, darling, what's wrong?"

He said, "For a minute there, you sounded just like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she yelled, "I didn't know you'd been married before!"

"I haven't," Bill said.



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